Thursday, 28 April 2011

The Last Supper: Food of Champions

Preparation prior to a show is essential in reaching your optimum individual output. Ensuring each member of the band receives adequate dietary fibre is of utmost importance to the group but particularly Juan Tom Stevens, acclaimed band Nutritionist and Dietician. 

Options are plentiful due to the ample time between band equipment load in and actually performing, but this decision is always made as a group. When Jay Walker and the Pedestrians play Ed Castle, the likely choice is to capitalise on the $10 menu, however some of us with the palette and the stomach for some of the finer ingredients cast their eyes upon the 50s diner, that is Hungry Jacks. Sure, Subway is around the corner, sure, and the band could down about two feet per capita, however Dirty Harry refuses to go down without a fight. 

Dirty Harry approaches the Hungry Jacks' cashier, hands in pockets, as if he was in a Spaghetti Western duelling battle with the young Indian trainee, ready to hastily withdraw his revolver or most likely $20 note. He stares down the employee, and lays the most powerful nod and subtle scrunch up of the nose, in a deadly silence, that would cause any fast food merchant to freeze in fear. The young lady appears baffled, and the assumption was ineffective.. so then he says it "A Large Ultimate Double Whopper Meal please".



The regular intake of Hungry Jacks, KFC, McDonald's, and Subway to an extent, has genuinely proved that the only way to harness all those intricate energies to perform at your pinnacle, is to eat the Fastest Food on the planet. IT could just save your band.

Please try the KFC Double. It's two chicken fillets, hold the bread, double cheese, bacon, and it tastes great so.. excellent.

Can You Handle It?

Dan

1 comment:

  1. "and subtle scrunch up of the nose"

    The holy grail of non verbal communication.

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